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Recipe: How to make a creampie! Detailed instructions included.

 

How to make a creampie

Ingredients:
1 Wet Pussy
1 Hard Cock
2 Willing Participants (or not)
1 Store bought package of condoms (thrown into garbage can)
2 Moaning Mouths
1 Cock hungry tongue (*Do not confuse with next ingredient*)
1 Investigating tongue

Instructions:
Once the wet pussy and hard cock are within the same space, wet pussy’s hand should stroke the cock until very hard, throbbing and veiny. When the 1 Wet pussy can feel the nice hard veins, add the 1 Cock hungry tongue. Once the 1 hard cock is oozing precum and has plenty of saliva covering it, the one wet pussy should deep throat to get the best cum shot from that 1 hard cock.
Once you’ve whipped that 1 hard cock into stiff peaks, place wet pussy onto it, shake both vigorously. Once shaken to the point of eruption, shake even more vigorously until 1 hard cock and 1 wet pussy are a hot sweaty, hard breathing mixture. Then, ask 1 Hard Cock if a lot of cum was placed into the 1 Wet Pussy for creampie topping. (See pic for reference).Kinky phone sex

Preparation:
Remove 1 hard cock from 1 wet pussy. Making sure 1 Wet Pussy has legs spread wide, 1 hard cock should take 1 investigating tongue and lick the frosting from the 1 wet pussy until thoroughly cum free. Then, grab a snack, recover and repeat as many times as necessary.

 

Kinky Phone Sex

kinky phone sexKinky phone sex is all I do. My life has become a big fuck fest now that my son and daughter are in college. I always have time to fuck them, but sadly they don’t always have time to fuck me. I get it; they have friends, school, jobs and activities that pull away from the lure of my wet mommy pussy. I am a cougar and thriving lesbian brothel entrepreneur, so I do just fine. I can get cock or pussy whenever I want. I got both last night. This guy wanted to hire one of my teen whores, but they are strictly for women. He made me a saucy offer. He wanted to pay twice the going rate to watch me and a teen girl fuck. I thought about it, and decided the money was too good to say no, especially for something I do every day sometimes twice. My little teen whore would still be untouched by a man while I was making money for her. I got out my bag of toys and ravished that Lolita’s fuck holes. The harder I fucked her, the more she came. The more she came, the more my male client stroked his cock. I was getting sprayed with teen juice. I lapped it up like it was top shelf champagne. If I didn’t switch gears, I was about to get sprayed by someone else.  I wore my teen whore out, then sent her to her bedroom to rest. I spread my legs, started masturbating with one hand, but I made the money honey sign with the free hand. If he wanted to fuck this sexy mommy pussy, he needed to shell out more cash. He pulled out a stack of 100 dollar bills then I welcomed him into my pussy. He didn’t’ last long, but then he did have one hell of a foreplay show.

Golden Showers

kinky phone sexThere is a first time for everything.  Went on a date with this guy I met at a bar.  Well he took me to a nice dinner on the waterfront and everything was going great.  We decided that we will stay in a hotel because, we both had a little more than what we could handle in the Champagne department. So of course a lot of kissing and touching.  Now let’s get to the real reason of this story.  He started to tickle me to a point where I almost wet myself.  When I told him I needed to go he said let’s try something kinky.   Confused I wasn’t too sure on what he was talking about.  He asked while kissing the back of my neck which completely turned me on to pee on him all night if I could.  immediately I wanted to leave because I never been asked to do that.  The curious side of me won that night besides he didn’t ask to pee on me.

So I took off my panties and lifted my skirt and just began to pee on his legs just a little at first just because I felt weird.  I started to hear Steve moaning and it made me even more curious.  So I began to pee even more moving further up I peed on his thighs and cock and he moaned even more.  So I began to get excited about peeing all over this man.  This was my first time ever doing this he guided me in how he wanted to pee on him and it really started to turn me on. He got up off the floor and sat in a chair cock hard in hand then he asked me if I could ride his cock of course I said yes.  So as I’m riding and getting off I started to pee again as he is inside of me and he was enjoying it even more.
So let’s just say he gave me a golden night.

Sexy GILF Threesome

sexy gilfSexy GILF Sam is the the handle I’m using on Tinder. I thought it might attract some young guys who have granny fantasies. Boy did it. My inbox was full of messages the moment I created my profile. That meant my box would soon be full of young cock. I hooked up last night with a recent high school graduate. In fact, he went to the same school as my oldest grandson. I was hoping they knew each other. Dreams do cum true. When Evan arrived to fuck this granny, my grandson was there. There was an awkward moment at first before Evan realized his sexy granny is a family slut. I suggested a threesome. That made both lad’s cocks hard instantly.  I pulled their pants off to see what I would be working with. Evan had a seriously surprising cock. In fact, he was so thick and long my grandson developed some performance anxiety. I think he felt like the lesser boy in comparison. I assured him it’s the motion of the ocean that matters most to me. Sure, a big cock feels good, but so does a tongue and fingers.  Turns out Evan was a virgin who wanted to hook up with a mature woman to teach him some skills. My grandson showed Evan how to make a granny scream. He licked the alphabet on my clit while his school pal stroked his young virgin dick. I told him not to cum. I wanted to edge Evan so he would last once inside me. Young boys cum quickly. It is a mature woman’s duty to teach them some stamina. After I squirted on my grandson’s face, I invited Evan between my legs. He must have been taking notes because he did it better than my grandson. I gave Evan that glazed donut look right before I made him a man. Don’t you wish your first fuck was a hot mature woman like me?

Pool Time

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The young ones came over to use the pool and as the favorite auntie I let them.  I cooked and supplied them with all the things they needed for this quick little pool party.  I noticed that my High school sweeties was growing up so nice.  Eye candy for days.  I just watched as the little hoes flocked to them.  I knew the boys was going to have a ball.  This one little hoe had no clue what she was into.  I taught these young ones well.  Tag team time was happening right in front of my face.  I was really enjoying the show.  They had her in the pool sucking and riding both their healthy young cocks.  When you meet a hoe you treat them as such.  Listening to her take dick from my little ones brought me such delight I almost got wet.  Yes auntie taught them well.  The other little bitches was getting turned on too.  They tried to act shy. Until I said something to them.  ” Why you itches just standing here watching don’t let that hoe have all the fun.  One after another they was just enjoying them selves.  It quickly became one big fuck party.  Just like my guys wanted.  I even got to have fun.  You know I had to show these little bitches how to throw lips to the dick under water.  I also let every hole get filled with all the cocks around.  One them said DAMN she take dick lie a pro. my young ones said we know that’s how this family get down.  Bets started going in that none these young hoes could take dick like me.  So happy the little fucks had a great time.

Brown Eyed Angels

Ageplay phone sexI’m so lucky to have perfect little angels in my life. My girls are drop dead gorgeous. I’m black and their father is white, giving them beautiful light brown skin and long curly black hair. Everywhere we go my little angels turn heads. And for the right price I’ll let you come home with us. You can sample their tiny mouths and feel the soft wet licks from their tiny tongues. And when you feel their tight wet pussies around your hard cock, you’ll see that my babies are worth every penny. My have taught my girls that sex is beautiful, natural, and meant to be enjoyed at any age. Let my girls make you the happiest man on earth. I know you want to see my little angels on their knees with hands around your dick while you look down into their beautiful brown eyes. Let’s make your fantasies come true, call me.

Mother and Daughter Incest Sex

incest sexIncest sex is how my daughter and I roll. We don’t have to settle for small cocks because we have each other and sex toys. We went clubbing Friday night. She is only 18, but two hot women of any age can get in to any club. We were working this older man hard. He screamed money and big cock. When he found out we were mother and daughter and not sisters, he started dropping serious cash on top shelf drinks. He had a Rolex that cost more than my car. Huge bulge in his pants too. Morgan felt it when they danced. We got back to his penthouse loft to have a sexy threesome. When we realized he stuffed his pants with a dildo, we left. His dick was like a pinky. It was so disappointing. Morgan and I aren’t wasting our time and our hot bodies on small cocks. My daughter can have mommy sex if she is horny and no decent cock in sight. That is exactly what we did. When we walked in the door, we laughed about the night, then devoured each other. We ended up on my bed eating each other out, grinding pussies and fucking with dildos. We don’t need small dicks when we have each other. Wanna watch us?

Furry Friends Using Me As A Treat

Grandma phone sexMy Grandma and Grandpa had lots of cute little furry friends while I was growing up and they would all love to play with me whenever I would come over to visit them! Grandpa loved how much fun we would all have together and he knew exactly how to really capitalize on their love for me! One of Grandma’s favorite things was to watch Grandpa smear peanut butter all over my tight, wet little cunny as the furry critters lick all over me! They can’t contain themselves, they dive in head first while they devour me! It feels so good as their big wet tongues plunge in and out of my slit, licking and sucking all over! For some reason they are super into eating out of my booty hole too, probably because they love the odor that comes out of it as it’s mixed with the peanut butter! It’s as though I am their life-sized treat, a treat that they can never seem to get enough of! Grandma taught me how to properly jerk their hairy dicks as they have their fun with me, I love being able to make them shoot their load of cum all over me then have them lick it up!

MILF Phone Sex Summer is Here

milf phone sexMILF phone sex summer is in full force. My sons had some friends over this weekend. It was the annual summer’s here pool party. That means I can squeeze into a bikini that is way too small and tease the young boys. My sons aren’t ashamed of my stacked body. In fact, they love that I am a hot woman. According to them, having a hot mom makes them popular at school. Every boy wants to hang with the boys with the hot mother. Hey, whatever I must do to bring more young, horny boys to my house, right? I opened a bottle of wine and got the party started with a cannonball. Once I was in the pool, every young boy was too. They flocked to me like I was Pamela Anderson in her Baywatch days. My boobs are about as big. I will never drown, that is for sure.  We played Marco Polo then I suggested we swim in our birthday suits. That’s when the real games began. The boys gripped my boobs. I brushed against little hard pee pees and practiced holding my breath under water. I have great lungs if you have not noticed. This sexy mommy is ready for pool orgies, boy bangs and all sorts of naughty sexapades. Bathing suits never required.

This pregnant slut loves fucking!

pregnant slutThis pregnant slut loves fucking, that’s why I invited my son’s softball team over for snacks today. They were so cute in their uniforms, all sweaty after practice and just oozing testosterone. I swear all I could think about was getting them naked and licking all that salty sweat off their cocks! I wanted to fuck them all and they knew it, their hands were all over me, pulling at my clothes and touching me everywhere. My pussy was dripping wet and I was in heaven! I let them do whatever they wanted to me, they fucked every hole and used me for hours! By the time they were done with me I was covered head to toe in cum, it was dripping down my thighs and filled my belly… I swear I’ve never felt so slutty before!