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Incest Phone Sex Ariel

 

 

I’m a young hot bad-ass that loves to fuck!  Ever since I could remember  my slippery twat has been fingered, poked an milked.  It’s really not my fault that I’m hot in the pants for my brother and dad.  Sex is so much better when you keep it in the family. There are so many benefits that nobody ever takes the time to think about! Geeez!

Think about all the heartbreaks that girls my age experience.  I don’t have to worry about having a broken heart because my dad and brother will be with me for life!  They care about me and give me all the cock a nasty cum-sucking teen like myself could ever need.

It would be awesome to tell you about all he fun we have here at the house.  Our sex sessions are always spontaneous!!! I have been taught to do it all!  At times my Dad just watches, he likes to have a front seat to all the action.  There is never a dull moment here at home.  If I told you what we did yesterday you would blow your load. Perhaps I will tell you,  It was hot, sticky, wet and dirty! Just the way I like it.

Hallelujah

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A few weeks ago they announced at church that we would have a guest preacher. When the flyers were passed out with his name and picture on it both Inez and I looked at each other with that “I would fuck him” look. We took the flyer home and fucked each other while talking about how fucking hot he was and what we would do to him and with him. We spent several nights just like that over the next few weeks. Giggling late into the night and fantasizing about our dream lover, the preacher man. We laughed at the thought of him making us cum and scream “Oh God I’m cumming” When the time came we both wore dresses that were a little to revealing for church in hopes of enticing this gorgeous hunk of meat. Bible study was uneventful and boring because we just wanted to see this man in the flesh. kinky phonesex inezboth if us hot and wet at the thought of the challenge. The thrill of the hunt. We made time to hide out in the bathroom for a few minutes before the service so we could ease some of the sexual frustration that had built up all morning. Inez said she had to get something from the car and would meet me in the church. The congratulation was mingling outside and everyone was excited to hear the guest preacher, it was said that he was “hot” and “on fire” I had to agree but in a different text then everyone else. It was show time and Inez was still no where around, I settled in wondering where she was. As the hunky young preacher approached the pulpit and began to preach, an odd look came over his face. I don’t know if anyone else saw it, but I did. I could hear the crack in his voice and I had a funny feeling.  After the service I found Inez, smiling with that look in her eyes and I knew she had done it. She snuck into the church and under the pulpit and my little cum guzzling slut had sucked his cock dry while he was preaching. I felt a twinge of jealousy, we always share. And then she whispered in my ear that he was cumming over for dinner and desert! kinky phonesex pulpit

Beach House Dreams

So I am like . . . way too young to drink, but guess what I’ll be doing come October? That’s right, you guessed it! Slinging back the old mojitos and doing jello shots off girls like Hillary’s titties! SO why is this, you might be asking yourself . . . WELL, thank you, kind Sir! I’ll be glad to tell you. For one thing, it’s our WBMT vacation. That means all of us extremely sexy ladies here at FuckaliciousFreaks.com, YoungOnesPhoneSex.com, FamilyDesiresPhoneSex.com, and SnuffPhoneSex.com (scary, eek!) are going to be partying under the very same roof. Yes, that’s right! We’ll be hanging out & chilling on an all-expense paid vacation at a beach house in St. Augustine, Florida. I am SO thrilled. Mostly because the house is GORGEOUS and I don’t have to pay for it. Guess who’s paying for it? Oh, that’s right! I forgot to tell you. It’s Goddess Levi’s sissy. She’s know her for like, forever, and has her wrapped completely around her little finger. It also helps that her sissy is being BLACKMAILED! Wohoo. That’s right. There are consequences for rejecting our little proposition. If she fails to pay for out lovely relaxation vay-cay, guess what’ll happen? Each and every one of us WBMT girls will post a blog about her and link her information in the all-in-one SEO category–which means search engine optimization. That means anyone googling her name–Michael F.–will get a SHOCK when they realize that her lawyer status is…wait for it…marred by her BLACKMAIL NOSE RING PIGGY PET status! Hahahaha. She is on her hands and knees, collared and leashed for us girlies at WBMT. We get the best laughs from our little house sissy. Take a look at her page–hilarious, right?

 

Piggy Pet

kinky phonesex blackmail1Sissy, our very own Blackmail Nose Ring Piggy Pet is not doing as she should. Mistress Levi has put the word out to all the Fuckalicious girls to out and humiliate our mascot once again. Can you believe that our Tinkerbell Transvestite is not being an obedient Piggy Pet?

Mistress Levi is the head bitch in charge and if anyone knows how to keep a Pathetic Pansy Loser like our mascot in line, it is our very own leader! The game of blackmail is one that Mistress Levi never loses, so for Piggy Pet to even dream of winning this one is just another pathetic fantasy. 

Now I think that our Fairy Fag should take that new pretty pink bunny out fit and switch out the bunny ears for piggy ears, change that cute cotton tail to a curly piggy tail and wear this pretty piggy ring that I have found. It is time our Piggy Pet become a piggy for real and go out in public snorting like the piggy she is!

It is high time everyone knows just how pathetic our Piggy Pet is. One of these days one of her fake man friends is going to be at the mall and see her in all her pathetic shame and humiliation. 

Of course at the rate that our Piggy Pet is going, not meeting Mistress Levi’s demands, she may be outted sooner then she thinks. Her fake man name may just accidentally slip into the text of a blog. Then anyone who googles it for her fake man job will find her here in all her glory! What a shame that would be.

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Blackmail Piggy Pet Poem

Look at her all dressed up

Looking like a buttercup

Pretty in her dress that’s pink

A little fairy just like Tink

She really wants the world to know

That she’s a sissy all a glow

Her tiny winky you can’t see

A little clitty it should be

When she reads the words we write

She wants to squirt with all her might

But Mistress Levi has control

And teasing Sissy is her goal

She let’s us all join in the fun

We heap it on by the ton

A Blackmail Piggy she will be

So we can frolic by the sea

You see it’s our vacation time

And that is always on  Piggy’s dime!kinky phonesex piggy

Naughty in Church

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Most people think I’m perverted when I mention that I’d love to have sex in a church; but, I my brother finally gave in. It must be something about us Southerners who like this sort of thing. One of my brother’s friends cleaned the local church and offered to give me a key in order to carry out my twisted plan. I walked up to the podium and pretended to preach about the sanctity of sex and how everyone should have more of it. Then, my brother went up to the piano in the upper deck; he started playing “Everybody must get stoned” and we both sang. I found my way up there and we began strip each other’s clothes off; we were so fucking horny that we didn’t even kiss…we just groped at each other. He slid me against the piano keys and began fucking my pussy. I watched his slippery cock go in and out of my eager cunt; and then I’d look down at the pulpit, the red fabric seats, and clench his dick inside of me. I told him to fuck me harder and bite my tits, and he did. I squirted juices all over the piano keys and his pants that were below his knees. My clit, so far pushed out, rubbed against his belly and I came again as he shot his big load of cum deep inside me.
We jumped down below the banister when we heard the door to the church open; women were chattering about flowers and “the bride.” Our eyes grew large. There was about to be a wedding in the church and there was no way for us to get out. When we realized that no one was going to use the piano where we were, we relaxed. As the minister talked about love and Christ, I began sucking my brother’s cock. After he shot all over my face, he fucked me in the ass; but, he had to cover my mouth to keep me quiet. By the end of the wedding, we looked at our mess. There was cum everywhere…hymnbooks, piano keys, and even felt seat at the organ. I giggled and threw my panties under the lid of the piano; the perverted little organ boy was going to have wet dreams for years because of us!

Blackmailing nose-ring piggy pet

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I’m so excited because our WBMT vacation is coming up; and, Mistress Levi’s sissy fairy fag is being blackmailed to help pay for our fun! Can you imagine all of us naughty girls in one house?! We love our little sissy mascot, but she knows that it’s her duty to pay for us to have fun and pamper ourselves; after all, that’s the price for us ridiculing, loving, and paying attention to our little sissy. If our attempt to blackmail nose ring piggy pet doesn’t go as planned, we’ll have to lead little piggy pet around all over town and let people laugh at her. We’ll put chains in her nose right and prance her around. I hate to think of one of the girls or Mistress Levi putting “Pathetic Piggy Sissy” on her back. Because then, I will have to lead her around and tell everyone that she is my naughty sissy.

If our little sissy fair fag does what she should, I’m sure she will feel the rewards of making Mistress Levi and her girls so extremely happy. When we get home, maybe we will let her dress-up in our souvenirs…and then post pictures of her on her web page! Otherwise, we’ll have to call all of her friends and family and let them know how she didn’t keep her promise. For the flyer, we’ll pick out the most embarrassing picture (maybe one where her heels are scuffed or dress is out of place); and, we’ll send them out to her place of employment, too! So, please little beloved fairy fag sissy, revel in hocking over the dough for Mistress Levi’s much deserved vacation with her girls.

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We’ve Cum A Long Way Baby!

kinky phonesex lillyRecently the twins and I went to an antique show and they became interested in the clothes of the 1920’s. I bought them a couple of little outfits and they love wearing them and pretending that they are lost in time. So I thought it would be fun if I could find some old movies from that era. In my search I also found some vintage porn. They put on their period clothes. I popped some pop corn and we sat down for movie night. I didn’t tell them about the porn and saved that for last. We all laughed at the way the people in the movies seemed to be moving in a jerking kinda of way. They thought it was cool that there was no sound and we had to read the words and the music was so funny that went with it, like carnival music they said. Finally I told them I had a real treat for them and I put on the old porn movie. They loved it! We watched a “real” porn (as they called it) afterwards and talked about how different things are now. It was a different but fun movie night and as usual we went to bed happy and horny and ready to play!kinky phonesex vintage

Moving Day

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Not my moving day mind you.  It was my Nephew’s moving day.  He couldn’t find one single person to help him.  Although, I suppose moving someone isn’t the most fun someone could have on a weekend, but since I’m a very ‘loving’ Aunt I told him I would drive up in the morning and help him. 

Here I thought he was going to move into a nice apartment.  Boy was in the fucking ghetto, but he was still excited because it was his first apartment, not matter how really shitty it actually is.  We started to move things in, I kept telling him he owed me big time for taking a weekend day to move him.  He just laughed and kept telling me he would make it worth my while.  After we finished with the U-Haul, there were only a few boxes left in the back of his truck.  An older guy came out of one of the apartments and just stared at me.  My nephew mentioned him to me or I would of never noticed.

He was getting that smile on his face, you know the one, the one Douches get when they are ready to approach a woman.  My nephew said, “Have fun.”  I smiled at the guy, he just smiled back and stepped forward.  My nephew came back outside and before I could smell the summer’s eve on Mr. Douche’s shirt I started to kiss my nephew.  His hand went to my tits as he pulled away from my tits and said, “”Aunt Kirsten!  You know you shouldn’t do that, we are related!”

Mr. Douche looked like he was going to blow his load right there, but didn’t leave.  I pulled my shirt off and my nephew bent his head down and started to suck and kiss my tits.  I held eye contact with Mr. Douche the whole time.  By the time my nephew and I were done, my pussy juice was soaked into one of the box tops, and his cum was dripping from the corners of my mouth and from my ass.  I smiled sweetly at the guy and said, “You have no chance, I only fuck family members.”

Take It Out In Trade

kinky phonesex camillaA couple of months ago I bought a little house near the college to rent for extra income. I rented it to a group of guys that were eye candy for sure. Since renting to them I have had many fantasies about getting fucked by them late at night while masturbating. Little did I know that my fantasies would come true so soon. Yesterday when I went to collect this months rent, they didn’t have it all. It seems one of them fell on several financial woes last month and he didn’t have his portion. It was a grim situation indeed. What was I to do? Eviction was the obvious solution if they couldn’t pay their rent.  Finally they asked if there was anything they could do, handy work at my place or here, anything in trade for what they were short? I love the idea of bartering and handy work is just what I had in mind only not on the house! I told them that I would be willing to trade sex for the money. I wanted all three of them, all weekend, to be totally devoted to me and my sexual needs. Needless to say I am one satisfied landlord so far and the weekend isn’t over yet. Can you say Cougar Mode? 

Incest Phone Sex with Samantha: Vintage Family Fun

In 1976, when I was younger, I was pretty buxom. I had already caught the eye of my uncle. He was who popped my cherry. Well, I was a typical 70s chick: long hair, long legs, groovy clothes, smoked pot, obsessed with rainbows and peace signs and listened to rock and roll. My uncle was always buying me presents. One time he bought me this rainbow bedding set I had seen at Sears. That was the bed linen I lost my virginity on. I remember the brilliant luck of the blood stains being on the red part of the rainbow so my parents were none the wiser. The next gift he gave me I still have, and I get all wet thinking about my uncle when I use it. It’s an original 70s Lava Lamp. It went great in my room with all the colors. But, I was a horny and experimental girl, not much different from the woman I am today. One night in bed, I was masturbating, and I thought, what if I played with that lamp? I got up and locked my bedroom door so I would not get caught and I put the lava lamp on the bed and straddled it. I rubbed my smooth cunny up and down on that lamp. It was warm to the touch too, which made my pussy very wet. I started going faster, frantically rubbing my clit on the glass part of the lamp till I exploded. The next day, I told my uncle how much fun I had with his special present. He wanted a private show. So one day when he was over, I straddled that lamp again in front of him while he stroked his big throbbing dick and we came together. He then had me lick up my sweet nectar off the lava lamp. It became a routine for us to masturbate together this way for years. And we would fuck afterwards too. But that lamp will always hold a special spot in my pussy; I mean heart.incest phone sex mommy big tits

Once I became a mommy, my pussy was less tight and I would give my sons a show with that lamp. I’d tell them how when I was younger, I would rub my girl parts on it for their great uncle. But, I wanted something special just for me and my boys, so I would insert it into my cunt and fuck it till I squirted, then my baby boys would lick all that love juice  off that lava lamp my uncle gave me back in 1976. Then they’d lick their mommy’s honey pot.  I’m getting wet just reminiscing about that vintage lava lamp. It was in hindsight, my first dildo!

If you are looking for incest phone sex or p phone sex fantasies, I’m happy to share my personal experiences with you. I’ll even get out my cherished vintage 1976 lava lamp and let you her me masturbate with it. You got something retro and cool to play with too?