The Kink in Kinky Phone Sex is Me

kinky phone sexI put the Kink in kinky phone sex this weekend. I had a Memorial Day cookout yesterday. All my sons and daughters and their sons and daughters were in attendance, as was my brother. He lives in Washington, but he comes to visit several times a year. He is a computer software geek and always brings us the latest technology and games. The grand angels love when he visits. I do too, but for very different reasons. My brother has a huge cock and it has always been underserved because my brother says no other woman could handle him like his sister. He may be right, but he needs more than sister fucking in his life, especially since he lives so far away. He brought everyone some new gadget, but for me he brought something special. A sex machine that I ride like a horse. Think of a mechanical bull with a big ass dildo on the seat. He told me it was for when I get lonely and start missing his big dick. I stay busy fucking the grand angels and my sons, but none of them have a cock like my brother. I lost my virginity to him. No one has ever compared to his albino snake dick. He is a freak of nature because no one expects a nerdy white guy to be packing that much meat in his khaki pants.  All the littles even a few of the bigs wanted me to test out my new toy. I was happy to give them a sex show. Not like they have not seen this sexy granny masturbating before.  The attachment was 10 inches and thick. It had smaller attachments, but my brother wanted me to think of him. I didn’t last long riding that hung bronco. I can last longer on a mechanical bull. My brother clocked me at 53 seconds before I was a hot squirting mess. Clearly, I am going to need lots of practice on this special gadget.  Good thing no one in the family objects to watching me train.

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