Cheap Phone Sex with Mary Anne: I’m a Low Cost Provider of Phone Fun

cheap phone sex mommy big titsCheap phone sex what you are looking for? Well I am cheap in multiple ways.  Yes, I am a phone whore. But in the grand scheme of things, I prefer to think of myself as a low cost provider of adult entertainment.  I mean really, I am an affordable quality phone whore. Guys, I am a sure thing. You will get off with me, or any of my other lovely low cost providers. Sex is never free. I mean you could shell out easily $100 or more on dinner and a movie to maybe get  to feel a boob. And don’t get me started on strip clubs. After a cover charge, a minimum drink order, a lap dance, strippers milking you for tips….you are likely out a couple hundred dollars to just look but not touch. Then you got your escorts and hookers that are a sure thing, but usually for anyone near as hot as me, you are looking at $500 for an hour or two. Then factor in the cost of condoms, lube, STD treatment afterwards and possible bail money, you may be out upwards $1000.

Now, sure, technically, your wife or girl friend fucks you for free. But is it really free? You gotta take the trash out, tell her she looks pretty, spoon with her, watch the Notebook and then likely you can’t jizz on her face or fuck her in the ass. And no way can you get her to pretend to be your mommy or sister or daughter. And of course you could never share with her that you like to wear women’s panties, or put your cock in her shoes, or suck a little dick here and there. But guess what? For $2 a minute you can do or say anything to me or any of my lovely low cost providers of phone sex.  Fuck us, impregnate us, jizz on us, eat us, pimp us out, get rough with us, degrade us, worship us, love us, hate us, pee on us, dominate us, confide in us.  Let us feminize you, cuckold you, spank you,  dominate you, fuck you in the ass, tease you, humiliate you, sissify you…

cheap phone sex mommy slutsWhen you think about it, you need us. You need me. I am, as well as all my lovely phone whores here, not only a low cost sure thing, but a guaranteed no taboos whore. That’s right, for $2 a minute you can talk about ANYTHING, from vanilla to extreme taboo subjects there is nothing we won’t  do or say. Try telling your wife you have naughty thoughts about your daughter, you wanna see her gang banged by some Black thugs or wanna milk her lactating titties or want to the blow the pool boy and see what that costs ya. Pretty sure more than $2 a minute when you factor in lawyer costs and the golf clubs she throws over the balcony.

Trust me, here at WBMT, you get more bang for your buck. Quality never suffers  and your wallet is never destroyed, well unless financial domination is your thing :-). Call me or any of my fellow low cost providers of quality phone sex and find out how much fun an affordable quality  sure thing can be.

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